Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!