Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."