Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans