How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.