How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise