How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.