How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.