What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.