What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.