What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.