Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.