Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.