Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Why do we need to die?

chickens

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)