What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)