What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.