What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.