Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat