What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)