What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Lick his Comatoes

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You put it back in the crib.

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Nun.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*