What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Rimshot Jokes More Rimshot Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*