What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.