Atm Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What's the best machine I can use?

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A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Who loses?

America.