An ATM machine
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Because America is never wrong.
They both can't make any change
Because he charges!
The ATM
Sperm banks.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
He kneaded the dough
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Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
Their femail
You are no longer kneaded."
You, knead me.
Because a cop robbed him.
A bunny with money.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
By occident
with a deadly weapon.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
I want to know her secret
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke