How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card