How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge