What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!