Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.