Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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ram a man

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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