What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "