Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!