How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What is your first wish?

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Egg zactly!

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They sit eggsaminations !

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Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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I need some space.

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All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Dam-it!"

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.