How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Polly wants a firecracker!

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An eggroll !

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Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Because you're breaking wind.

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Crack Rock.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.