How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly