How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.