How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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