How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter