How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.