What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.