How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.