How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.