How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the