What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Previous Random Joke Next

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why did the criminal hide in the roof?

It was very Con-Ceiling.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.