What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.