What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !