What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.