What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.