Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.