Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.