Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro