What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork