What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.