What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.