What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.