What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

New People Jokes More New People Jokes

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.