What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

New People Jokes More New People Jokes

Where is everyone?

Better make some new people!

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!