What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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It's counterproductive

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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What Am I Wearing Today

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...