What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."