What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.