Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.