Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.