Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.