What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p