How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."