How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.