A marine biologist.
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Coffee Mug
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Well done.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because his arms were blown off.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Arizona
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An army soldier
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
March Fourth
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
IUD
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
There was a loo tenant inside.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They have access to arms.
A salt rifle.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
a smile and wave!
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
He lost his porpoise in life.
The gluteus maximus
Atrophy!
Hi, hi, hi.
Good day, m'hogany'
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
Yes!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Thank you very much, sir.
Because why emcee, eh
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
