A marine biologist.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Well done.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because his arms were blown off.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Arizona
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An army soldier
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
March Fourth
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
IUD
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
There was a loo tenant inside.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They have access to arms.
A salt rifle.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
a smile and wave!
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
You shoot the guy pushing it.
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Thank you very much, sir.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
None. We pay a German to do it.
Salt.
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Cell shading.
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
