Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh