What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth