What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth