What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth