There was a loo tenant inside.
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
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Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Because the label said General Foods.
