Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.