Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.