Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.