What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage