How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)