How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.