How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
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because celery stalks
Because fruit flies
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
