Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Forrest Gump Jokes More Forrest Gump Jokes

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"