Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

January Jokes More January Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.