Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.