Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !