How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.