How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO