How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry