Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.